All Hail Me!
15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

zeklos:

foreverdepressedteen:

allhailtheboyking:

IM GOING TO SCREAM IM IN CLASS AND THESE GIRLS WHO BULLIED ME IN 5TH GRADE ARE WHISPERING AND THEYRE LIKE

"holy shit did she go to our elementary school"

"i dont know if thats her"

"i rly dont think thats her guys"

AND THE TEACHER CALLED MY NAME AND THEY GO

"holy shit shes hot"

THIS

IS

THE

FUCKING

L I F E

YOU FUCKING GO IM PROUD OF YOU

OWN IT FOR ALL OF US

thefrozenrose:

aspergersissues:

ultrafacts:

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This is sickening.

I went to a school like this when I was in grade six. My inhalers were locked up in the office, and I was having an attack. My memories are a bit foggy (I couldn’t breathe after all) but I recall my twin sister and somebody else wheeling me all the way to the office in a computer chair. Thankfully I was lucky and got my meds in time; I ended up off school for a week and a half recovering.
This shit is scary. Rescue inhalers should be on the person of the child who NEEDS them, and if they are too young then they should be with the caregiver. There is absolutely no excuse to keep RESCUE MEDICATIONS locked up away from the people who need them FAST.

thefrozenrose:

aspergersissues:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

This is sickening.

I went to a school like this when I was in grade six. My inhalers were locked up in the office, and I was having an attack. My memories are a bit foggy (I couldn’t breathe after all) but I recall my twin sister and somebody else wheeling me all the way to the office in a computer chair. Thankfully I was lucky and got my meds in time; I ended up off school for a week and a half recovering.

This shit is scary. Rescue inhalers should be on the person of the child who NEEDS them, and if they are too young then they should be with the caregiver. There is absolutely no excuse to keep RESCUE MEDICATIONS locked up away from the people who need them FAST.

mymerthurfall:

hellofromholly:

nooby-banana:

ageotropic:

justabaddreammama:

ineedmagichands:

Magician James Galea’s Unbelievable Trick

wat

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THE FUCK KIND OF BLACK MAGIC DID I JUST WITNESS?!

WHAT

WAT

WUT

WOT

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WITCH

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tylerthelatteboy:

agirlwithhairlikethis:

whovious:

i-think-hes-talking-to-you:

whosebigtimedirectionisitanyway:

vondell-swain:

coralcolored:

quinnisgay:

rockinrye:

wednesdaywar:

SESAME STREET DOES GLEE.

OH MY GOD.

I feel uncomfortable with how much better this is than Glee.

dude I seriously can’t deal with how good this is

god it’s literally perfect I’m laughing so hard

THE ONE THAT’S SUPPOSED TO BE KURT THOUGH.

“THIS CALLS FOR MORE GLITTER.”

THIS. IS. PERFECT.

What the HELL(!) did I just watch?

I CAN’T DEAL WITH THIS! FLAWLESS!

THIS IS THE GREATEST PARODY TO EXIST. I BOW DOWN TO YOU, SESAME STREET. 

mustlovemisha:

ten-roses-in-the-impala:

almondsofcobalt:

This is BLK water. (see BLK Water Info at AlmondsofCobalt)

It is black spring water from Canada.

It’s infused with fulvic acid ( a naturally occuring substance found in pre-historic plant matter. Because fulvic acid is naturally black it binds the molecules of the water, making them black.)

It has a ph balance of 9.0

It has natural electrolytes and 77 trace minerals from the fulvic acid.

It actually regenerates the cells in your body faster than regular water and is a high antioxidant.

wow.

It tastes like WATER because that’s what it is.

blkbeverages.com

i vote liquid leviathan 

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mishatippins:

faintindestruction:

maybe-daleks-just-need-a-hug:

supernaturally-a-teenaged-wolf:

i am 98765423648% sure the reason Gabriel and Balthazar haven’t been brought back is because every time they saw dean and cas together they’d just be like

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no but really though can someone please photoshop their faces into this GIF

Done

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Son of a bitch

proudtobestirlingite:

Lindsey Stirling to Teen Choice Awards 2014

laughterkey:

zoomwitch:

number-one-mollusc-fan:

snerky:

incredible

holy shit

look at this

I don’t even know where to begin.

unclefather:

kay-vis:

troyxleonardo:

With just a chill head bop Jordin still manages to have more rhythm than the three tragedies next to her

What in the hell is Lorde doing?

filling the room with the ghosts from inside her body

unclefather:

kay-vis:

troyxleonardo:

With just a chill head bop Jordin still manages to have more rhythm than the three tragedies next to her

What in the hell is Lorde doing?

filling the room with the ghosts from inside her body

fitzgeraldthefourth:

fitzgeraldthefourth:

omfg today a girl at school told me i was wearing the same outfit i wore yesterday

lmao

I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS HILARIOUS

WE HAVE A UNIFORM

ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

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well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

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what did you say, punk?

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bIG

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MEATY

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CLAWS

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WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

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BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

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no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

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OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

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emmylovestrees:

fairytalesandfallenangels:

thesoil:

Holy shit

I can’t even begin to describe the brilliance of this segment. 

Bravo.

Bra-vo. 

i’m screaming. she’s fucking awesome. anyone know where this can be found as an actual video?

glitter-gut:

stabmeintheneck:

this dudebro in my english class said that ophelia deserved to die because “she led hamlet on” and my teacher threw her book against the wall

your teacher’s aim sucks