All Hail Me!

badwolfbutch:

when you’ve just started watching a show and a bunch of gifs and vines suddenly make sense

aqualateral:

back to school commercials

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h-ound:

I wish I remembered more from this show

tuukka-rask:

if a girl wants to watch a sport because she thinks a player is hot then let her, it’s not like guys watch the VS fashion show because they want to buy new bras. 

bxnjamxn:

2SECONDS TO REBLOG COULD SAVE A LIFE

bxnjamxn:

2SECONDS TO REBLOG COULD SAVE A LIFE

I wonder if our animals give us names that we don’t know about

onceuponawholockfannibal:

theotheristhedoctor:

fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:

assbutt-wizard-in-the-tardis:

like

Dog: Oh you got  new owner!

Cat: Yeah. She picked me up from the pound yesterday

Dog: She is so cute! What did you name her?

Cat: Steve.

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wow over the hedge fandom long time no see

ace-enjolras:

I don’t think writers realize that “strong female character” means “well written female character” and not “female character who punches stuff and shoots stuff”

frickityfreak:

Dan and Phil react to their gay porn doubles

frickityfreak:

Dan and Phil react to their gay porn doubles

Stereotyped Zodiac Signs as Students

Aries:

Taurus:

Gemini:

Cancer:

Leo:

Virgo:

Libra:

Scorpio:

Sagittarius:

Capricorn:

Aquarius:

Pisces:

wsswatson:

"where’s the straight pride parade?!"

go outside

there you go

you found it

tyleroakley:

NEW VIDEO: “KILL YOUR BABIES

Reblog this if you want me to stalk your blog! :]

generationfree:

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

THANK YOU SAMANTHA WOJSZNIS.

generationfree:

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

THANK YOU SAMANTHA WOJSZNIS.

gorlt:

and, if you can’t afford my recipes try Rachel Ray’s cheap ass

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apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

cleverkats:

Some stories stay with us forever